Monday, December 12, 2011
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How can we help keep people warm while reducing emissions? Natural gas could be one of the answers. When used to create electricity, it is the cleanest burning of all the fossil fuels. What’s more there is plenty of it, there could be enough to last for the next 250 years. Shell is helping to deliver this gas to more countrie than any other energy company. Let’s power our future with gas. www.shell.co.uk/letsgo

Well thanks Shell, sure does sound like a swell idea. Hey by any chance would you make a fuckton of money from this eco-friendly venture, that has only the interests of a pretty looking girl in New York City in the cold cold snow at heart? It sure is great that you’re thinking of us, keeping us all nice and warm in the winter and all, real exciting like. And to think! There’s enough out there to last for absolutely ages, a whole 250 years! Damn, I can’t even imagine how long that is, but it sounds like ages. Seems like the perfect route. I’m in.
Evil lying corporate not a care for the world  self interested profiteering brainwashing scumfucks.

Text reads:

How can we help keep people warm while reducing emissions? Natural gas could be one of the answers. When used to create electricity, it is the cleanest burning of all the fossil fuels. What’s more there is plenty of it, there could be enough to last for the next 250 years. Shell is helping to deliver this gas to more countrie than any other energy company. Let’s power our future with gas. www.shell.co.uk/letsgo

Well thanks Shell, sure does sound like a swell idea. Hey by any chance would you make a fuckton of money from this eco-friendly venture, that has only the interests of a pretty looking girl in New York City in the cold cold snow at heart? It sure is great that you’re thinking of us, keeping us all nice and warm in the winter and all, real exciting like. And to think! There’s enough out there to last for absolutely ages, a whole 250 years! Damn, I can’t even imagine how long that is, but it sounds like ages. Seems like the perfect route. I’m in.

Evil lying corporate not a care for the world self interested profiteering brainwashing scumfucks.

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